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The Extended Meaning Behind the "#RR" title

Greetings 🙂 So…if anyone was wondering (which I know you probably weren’t, but I’m going to tell you anyway) WTF “#RAQUEL R3:Lo@Ded” means, here you go: Reality always–universally–quenches every longing. Relinquish love over all, [and] defy [your] eventual demise (AKA The Devolution and Death of the Modern Male) Essentially, in order to save oneself from […]

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A Broken Cog in The Machine

Good morningnoon, everyone out there in TV Land. Speed on the Beat here with a brand spankin’ new post. So, as you’ve probably seen, the release date for #RAQUEL R3: Lo@Ded (The Devolution and Death of the Modern Male) (yesterday) came and went without a drop of the most epic CD this side of Morgan […]

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The Truth About Heartbreaker.

Purchase Heartbreaker and other Speed on the Beat Songs Here Happy Speed on the Beat sez: Sit down. This may take a while. OK, so, time to clear shit up before I get sued for slander or something.This past week, the second #RR single, “Heartbreaker,” hit the interwebs to surprisingly decent fanfare (considering that I’m […]

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Glee.

Ok, fine, assclowns of the world. I have watched an episode of Glee or two or most of the series. I’ve still gotten laid more times than you’ve brushed your teeth. I don’t watch for its brutally honest portrayal of high school life in Middle America for LBGT students and “geeks” and/or members of “geeky” […]

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Some Thoughts About Having Barry’s Back in November

So, once again, we’re at that time of the political cycle, where 20-something hipsters employed by Presidential candidates work with 50-something ad executives to come up with ways to make the candidates seem more “relateable to the ‘young people.’” Of course, this usually means tossing out decade-old African-American Vernacular to try to look down for […]

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An Exclusive Interview with True God

Good afternoon, faithful reader(s?). I have a special treat for you all. Today, I’m interviewing artist, visionary, and burgeoning entrepreneur True God. And, no, I don’t show favoritism towards him because he and I work together. Controversial is one of the world that often comes to mind when people speak about opinionated artists that buck […]

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Introducing Speed on the Beat…For the 1000th Time.

Good morning, friends, foes, winners and hoes. It is I, the man of a thousand nicknames, Mister Speed on the Beat. After realizing that posting a million tweets on Twitter can clog timelines worse than a Belieber hopped up on Pixy Styx, I’ve decided to reopen my life to the blogosphere and allow it to […]

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