Speed: So, who wins in a blood feud: One Punch Man or Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann?
Drizzle: Too soon.
Speed: The interwebs doesn’t think so.
And, yeah, I’m aware the GL I just showed isn’t actually STTGL. But, I’d rather go off concrete evidence before I start the circlejerk opinions. There’s still too much to be explored within One Punch Man that hasn’t yet, so the data’s inconclusive. So, with that said…let’s break out the brain bleach.
Eva-1 versus STTGL?
Drizzle: Eva was…bullshit.
Speed: Well, Eva-1 could also, when merged with all the Reis and whatnot, bring forth the destruction, resurrection, and instrumentation of life as we know it. I would’ve gone Gunbuster versus TTGL. But, that’s…boring.
Drizzle: No. You’re misunderstanding me. Eva, the show, was straight bullshit.
Speed: Ah, ok. Well, I’m ready for this one. We’ve danced around it every now and again. So, why was Neon Genesis Evangelion bullshit?
Drizzle: Well, this is a business about motherfucking money. And Eva made motherfuckin’ money. After it blew all its–wait for it–
Speed: Is this gonna be a Shinji masturbation joke?