Drizzle: So Trump is a swear word now. You know why?
Speed: Because he threatened to kill us all via nuclear war? Because he seemingly felt icky denouncing the terrorism in Charlottesville? Or because “Trump” just sounds like someone taking a shit?
Drizzle: No, no, no, no, no…
It’s because in North Korea, saying his name in a positive light is probably a death sentence. So, I know we have Charlottesville and racism at home to think about. However, North Korea versus the Living Spraytan shows us one thing. Negotiation works so much better than just swinging your dick around. Look at Obama.
Speed: He wasn’t perfect, but–
Drizzle: But, he negotiated the release of prisoners. He didn’t have nuclear war options on his hands, not publicly like this. He actually talked to people. The Wishful Fuhrer, on the other hand, he comes in and starts talking shit. Next thing you know, prisoners are dying, powerful children are pointing nukes at each other and “watching” what the other one’s doing. It’s a shitshow.
Speed: Well, they need to get their shit together.