Every so often, a song so ludicrous and borderline pornographic comes along that’s actually more of a song than just sex positions. This is one of those songs. I randomly stumbled upon it trying to see where my traffic was coming from for the search term “Teanna Trump,” who was featured on Team DAR Radio some time back. It’s a catchy song with some decent lines. And any song that can reference Seto Kaiba straightfaced? That’s a win in my book.