Ok, enough of the hippity-hop for a second. Now that Daniel Bryan is possibly the most-over (full-time) WWE performer not named John Cena, what happens? Well, it won’t be this. Hopefully. We’ve this rumored Bryan/Cena faceoff at Money in the Bank, which is great because I’m a D-Bry mark possibly a great idea because it could […]
Read moreHow to Fix the WWE in Six Words, Part Two
More of this: AJ Lee Ass Gif – The Redux. Sorry, Ms. Mendez, but you’re hot and I probablyam guilty of objectifying you. #ShrugLife Photo Credit: @HeymanHustle and WWE Less of this: (It works on three levels. I don’t have to explain them) ——-PS: Be sure to check out my new line of merch, #ShrugLife
Read moreI’m Going to a House Show
Greetings, peeps (no Captain Charisma) Today, I’m going to my first WWE house show (ed. note–yes, Speed on the Beat is a WWE fan. So what? I can still kick your ass for reals) and I’m pretty excited. Why? Because, apparently, house shows are the equivalent of the DBZ gif that’s “playing” next to this. Full […]
Read moreThat Awkward Moment When You Realize Your World is Effed
Cue “Sad but True” by Metallica. At least it still beats the Scrappy/Stevie fight on “Love and Hip-Hop: Atlanta.” More AJ Lee GIF Goodness (That makes me sound kind of pervy) here.
Read moreThe Great American Bash and How It Relates to DAR
Happy Independence Day (or to some “Happy Day that America Became Powerful Enough to Start Colonizing Other Countries, Thus Continuing the Tyranny that They Just Escaped From”). Last night, I watched the Great American Bash. WCW slander aside (seriously, Vince. Did you have to put the “WCW Nitro never rated higher than Monday Night Raw” title card in during […]
Read moreLove, Starring AJ Lee, CM Punk, and Daniel Bryan of the WWE.
What most people think love is: What outsiders think what love is: What love seems to really be a good portion of the time: Either a clusterfuck when it goes all apeshit or… Rooted in sexual fascination, as our human nature is to procreate. (Create by @wwe_comedy on Twitter) (And, yes[!!!], I know that WWE […]
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