Dear internet, as much as you piss me off with your random memes, social networks, and all that tomfoolery, sometimes you actually make me happy. I think I’ve finally found something to surpass the AJ Lee ass gif(s). BEHOLD! Las Cheekies de Ariana! It’s probably bad for me to want to do sex with her […]
Read moreIs AJ Lee the Best Diva (Main Roster) in Recent Years?
(Alternate Title: “AJ Lee GIFs and Pics–Now with Meaning!”) I know, I know. It’s yet another “IWC-like” article singing the praises of the five-foot-something cutie with a skip and a tiny ass that just…doesn’t…quit. But, unlike most of those articles, I’m not going to just focus on how much AJ surpasses, say, a Cameron or something. […]
Read moreHow WWE is Burying Daniel Bryan Without Actually Burying Him
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A young wrestler (or one who is relatively new to the WWF/E) with a pretty large fanbase is thrust into the main event scene with an established heel (or face). The young’un pleases his/her fanbase because it looks like the WWE is finally listening to its fans […]
Read moreDear Internet Rappers, Part Three (or "Why I Can Tell You This")
Always great to start a post off with candy. As long as it’s not nose candy. That’s bad. Anyhow (I know, it’s hard to take your eyes of Naya Rivera and put them back here), let us begin. I apologize in advance about the potential tone of this letter. I’m not trying to bitch, but […]
Read moreHow to Fix the WWE in Six Words, Part Two
More of this: AJ Lee Ass Gif – The Redux. Sorry, Ms. Mendez, but you’re hot and I probablyam guilty of objectifying you. #ShrugLife Photo Credit: @HeymanHustle and WWE Less of this: (It works on three levels. I don’t have to explain them) ——-PS: Be sure to check out my new line of merch, #ShrugLife
Read moreI’m Going to a House Show
Greetings, peeps (no Captain Charisma) Today, I’m going to my first WWE house show (ed. note–yes, Speed on the Beat is a WWE fan. So what? I can still kick your ass for reals) and I’m pretty excited. Why? Because, apparently, house shows are the equivalent of the DBZ gif that’s “playing” next to this. Full […]
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