(Let’s take a break from talking about Songs For and the new single for just a moment.) Well, I think it’d be a first, because I’m pretty sure that there aren’t any remotely black writers on the team. If there were, we would probably have less buffoonery from the black(ish) wrestlers not named Dwayne Johnson and […]
Read moreDaniel Bryan is Over. Now what?
Ok, enough of the hippity-hop for a second. Now that Daniel Bryan is possibly the most-over (full-time) WWE performer not named John Cena, what happens? Well, it won’t be this. Hopefully. We’ve this rumored Bryan/Cena faceoff at Money in the Bank, which is great because I’m a D-Bry mark possibly a great idea because it could […]
Read moreI’m Going to a House Show
Greetings, peeps (no Captain Charisma) Today, I’m going to my first WWE house show (ed. note–yes, Speed on the Beat is a WWE fan. So what? I can still kick your ass for reals) and I’m pretty excited. Why? Because, apparently, house shows are the equivalent of the DBZ gif that’s “playing” next to this. Full […]
Read moreLove, Starring AJ Lee, CM Punk, and Daniel Bryan of the WWE.
What most people think love is: What outsiders think what love is: What love seems to really be a good portion of the time: Either a clusterfuck when it goes all apeshit or… Rooted in sexual fascination, as our human nature is to procreate. (Create by @wwe_comedy on Twitter) (And, yes[!!!], I know that WWE […]
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