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If I Were a WWE Writer

(Let’s take a break from talking about Songs For and the new single for just a moment.) Well, I think it’d be a first, because I’m pretty sure that there aren’t any remotely black writers on the team. If there were, we would probably have less buffoonery from the black(ish) wrestlers not named Dwayne Johnson and […]

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Daniel Bryan is Over. Now what?

Ok, enough of the hippity-hop for a second. Now that Daniel Bryan is possibly the most-over (full-time) WWE performer not named John Cena, what happens? Well, it won’t be this. Hopefully. We’ve this rumored Bryan/Cena faceoff at Money in the Bank, which is great because I’m a D-Bry mark possibly a great idea because it could […]

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I’m Going to a House Show

Greetings, peeps (no Captain Charisma) Today, I’m going to my first WWE house show (ed. note–yes, Speed on the Beat is a WWE fan. So what? I can still kick your ass for reals) and I’m pretty excited. Why? Because, apparently, house shows are the equivalent of the DBZ gif that’s “playing” next to this. Full […]

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