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Thoughts on the State of WWE

Now, usually, I leave my wrestling thoughts to my Eyes on the Ring posts. However, because I’m lazy and I’m already logged in over here, I might as well drop some knowledge. Or, at least some knowledge-based opinion. The WWE is, obviously, at a crossroads. Older talent (John Cena, Randy Orton, etc.) are, well, getting […]

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How to Fix the WWE in Six Words, Part Two

More of this: AJ Lee Ass Gif – The Redux. Sorry, Ms. Mendez, but you’re hot and I probablyam guilty of objectifying you. #ShrugLife Photo Credit: @HeymanHustle and WWE Less of this: (It works on three levels. I don’t have to explain them) ——-PS: Be sure to check out my new line of merch, #ShrugLife

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I’m Going to a House Show

Greetings, peeps (no Captain Charisma) Today, I’m going to my first WWE house show (ed. note–yes, Speed on the Beat is a WWE fan. So what? I can still kick your ass for reals) and I’m pretty excited. Why? Because, apparently, house shows are the equivalent of the DBZ gif that’s “playing” next to this. Full […]

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