Now, I originally wanted to write this on Shawn Bradley. But, then I realized something: Bradley would’ve sucked regardless. He wasn’t that agile, he wasn’t that muscular, he wasn’t really much of anything. His only skill in the league was to stand there and hope he was tall enough to discourage people to not dunk […]
Read moreThe In-Bee-Ayyyyy Draft
::hums Speed-SPN theme for the first time in a year::It’s that time again, guys and girls. The number-one pick this year, surprisingly, wasn’t another Kentucky freshman with height, knee problems and an awkward-ass face. Pundits now, as usual, are saying that Anthony Bennett was a far-more-sensible choice than Nerlens Noel who, per Forbes, will now lose $10M from […]
Read moreAnthony Davis, or "The Unibrow that [Maybe] Saved Nawlins"
::cues up non-existent SPEED-SPN theme song:: So, in search of some news about the NBA not related to Anthony Davis, I find something about…Anthony Davis. Not to be a dick, but he looks like a woman in this photo. A very, very, very ugly woman, but a woman nonetheless. Sez ABC News: “In anticipation of […]
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