Alright, if you followed my EOTR predictions for last night’s NXT Takeover: R Evolution PPV (God, what a convoluted name. So many acronyms), you’ll noticed that I went 5-1 (with my only loss being the Charlotte/Sasha match). But, one thing I didn’t see coming–even though I still did–was the “heel turn” by Kevin Owens, the former […]
Read moreThe Return is Coming
I know. It’s been about a month since I’ve posted any real news/thoughts on SpeedontheBeat.com. That’s what happens when you’re writing for somewhere between 3-5 blogs, including your own. Fear not, for the return is coming. More snark, more bite, more reviews, and (possibly) more booty gifs. So, be prepared. It’ll be here sooner than […]
Read moreDoes Roman Reigns Need a New Finisher?
I’ve been hearing this on some message boards. One of the most dominantly-booked wrestlers in one of the most dominantly-booked stables in a while, Roman Reigns of The Shield, may need a new finisher. Why? Apparently, to some, his Spear finisher is sloppy. Yeah, you read that right. Roman Reigns, the guy who played defense […]
Read moreDawn of the Post-Racists
(If you’re wondering why I’m using WWE gifs, it’s to keep from completely destroying my computer screen as I type this; this is something I’ll discuss, in a sense, later on) It seems that, in our post-Trayvon Martin society (where Trayvon Martin exists as both a human being and an image of a larger problem), those who […]
Read moreWhy the internet is a great thing.
Dear internet, as much as you piss me off with your random memes, social networks, and all that tomfoolery, sometimes you actually make me happy. I think I’ve finally found something to surpass the AJ Lee ass gif(s). BEHOLD! Las Cheekies de Ariana! It’s probably bad for me to want to do sex with her […]
Read moreIs AJ Lee the Best Diva (Main Roster) in Recent Years?
(Alternate Title: “AJ Lee GIFs and Pics–Now with Meaning!”) I know, I know. It’s yet another “IWC-like” article singing the praises of the five-foot-something cutie with a skip and a tiny ass that just…doesn’t…quit. But, unlike most of those articles, I’m not going to just focus on how much AJ surpasses, say, a Cameron or something. […]
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