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Speed-SPN News

Konichiwa, bitches (not in the “bad bitch” sense, but in the Lupe “bitch bad, woman good” slightly-ironic-because-I-still-call-my-brothers-nigga-on-ocassion-in-song-but-I-can-still-preach-like-a-good-worker-monkey sense). So, since I’ve been gone, LeBron won his first championship. That’s a pretty hefty task for the LeBaron to accomplish. Now, he can finally start onto that whole “I’ll be better than Michael, just you wait and […]

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The Innnbaaah Finals

Quesadilla, yuppies and yuckies. So, unless you’ve been living under a rock–or a person so fat, they might as well be a rock–you know that today is the start of the NBA Finals. Now, if you remember one of my previous posts, you’ll know that my love for the NBA is as miniscule as the […]

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Enough of the Sadness–for a while

Hoe-la, dudes and dudettes. So, instead of dropping another reflective post, let’s have some fun today. So, Miley Cyrus is getting married, eh? I guess we’re supposed to believe she’s been chaste and all virgin-y prior to her wedding night, too, right? I swear, if another Disney prodigy goes off the deep end (yes, I’m […]

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