(Let’s take a break from talking about Songs For and the new single for just a moment.) Well, I think it’d be a first, because I’m pretty sure that there aren’t any remotely black writers on the team. If there were, we would probably have less buffoonery from the black(ish) wrestlers not named Dwayne Johnson and […]
Read moreDaniel Bryan is Over. Now what?
Ok, enough of the hippity-hop for a second. Now that Daniel Bryan is possibly the most-over (full-time) WWE performer not named John Cena, what happens? Well, it won’t be this. Hopefully. We’ve this rumored Bryan/Cena faceoff at Money in the Bank, which is great because I’m a D-Bry mark possibly a great idea because it could […]
Read moreAntonio Cesaro is Boring. #DealWithIt
It could be worse, Claudio. You could be that one. Hey guys, gals, gays and straights. As you probably know, I watch a bit of wrasslin’ from time to time, and talk about it with people on Twitter. By definition, that evidently makes me part of the “IWC.” You know, the Internet Wrestling Community, that […]
Read moreHow to Fix the WWE in Six Words, Part Two
More of this: AJ Lee Ass Gif – The Redux. Sorry, Ms. Mendez, but you’re hot and I probablyam guilty of objectifying you. #ShrugLife Photo Credit: @HeymanHustle and WWE Less of this: (It works on three levels. I don’t have to explain them) ——-PS: Be sure to check out my new line of merch, #ShrugLife
Read moreI’m Going to a House Show
Greetings, peeps (no Captain Charisma) Today, I’m going to my first WWE house show (ed. note–yes, Speed on the Beat is a WWE fan. So what? I can still kick your ass for reals) and I’m pretty excited. Why? Because, apparently, house shows are the equivalent of the DBZ gif that’s “playing” next to this. Full […]
Read moreThat Awkward Moment When You Realize Your World is Effed
Cue “Sad but True” by Metallica. At least it still beats the Scrappy/Stevie fight on “Love and Hip-Hop: Atlanta.” More AJ Lee GIF Goodness (That makes me sound kind of pervy) here.
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