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So, it’s been six years, give or take a month or so, since the original release of one of the most polarizing (main series) Final Fantasy games ever released. I’m, of course, talking about the Final Fantasy-for-Call of Duty-fans Final Fantasy XIII. The 2009 game saw many changes, most of which attempted to streamline the series and make it more accessible. But, was the streamlined game really that bad, or do (some) fans want to just crap on it because it was (somewhat) different?
The Story:
The story focused on a weird combination of AVALANCHE-meets-Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers group of magically-inclined (read: forced to be, pretty much, slaves of godlike creatures called fal’Cie) people marked to be l’Cie. The l’Cie are the previously mentioned slaves, as they’ve been branded by the fal’Cie to complete a “Focus” for the fal’Cie. If the l’Cie don’t complete their focus, they become monsters called Cie’th. These said Cie’th are usually the monsters the main characters kill along the way. Inversely, if the l’Cie actually complete their mission, they’re turned into crystal. So, it’s a catch-22 and you’re already given the ending (sorta) from the jump.
Now that that confusing paragraph of crystalized awesomeness is out the way, our story begins in Cocoon, a floating world-above-a-world that’s run by a corrupt government (hi Final Fantasy VII and Final Fantasy VIII) that’s based its ruling around the teachings of a divine entity, the aforementioned fal’Cie (hi Final Fantasy X). Cocoon is in a state of “holy shitballs” since a fal’Cie was found on Cocoon.
Our “main” character, Lightning, goes all Cloud Strife on her government-run team in order to save her sister, Serah, who’s been marked by the fal’Cie. Unfortunately, Serah still gets turned to crystal (in other words, her mission was complete). Over the course of the game, we meet:
- a non-stereotypical black guy in Sazh (afro notwithstanding)
- a headstrong rebel leader (and Serah’s fiance) in Snow
- an annoying-but-still-cute-as-a-button l’Cie who’s really the big bad Ragnarok (the entity who was summoned by some of the fal’Cie to destroy Cocoon in order to resurrect their Maker)/one of the true heroes of the story in Vanille a/k/a one of the few video game characters I pseudo-crushed on (BLAME THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT AND THE FACT THAT GEORGIA VAN CUYLENBURG IS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN!)
- another l’Cie who was responsible for almost killing every Cocoon citizen in Fang (don’t worry, she redeems her sin against humanity in the end)
- and, quite possibly, one of the most annoying characters ever in Hope (seriously, Hope was kind of useless).