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Antonio Cesaro is Boring. #DealWithIt

It could be worse, Claudio. You could be that one. Hey guys, gals, gays and straights. As you probably know, I watch a bit of wrasslin’ from time to time, and talk about it with people on Twitter. By definition, that evidently makes me part of the “IWC.” You know, the Internet Wrestling Community, that […]

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How to Fix the WWE in Six Words, Part Two

More of this: AJ Lee Ass Gif – The Redux. Sorry, Ms. Mendez, but you’re hot and I probablyam guilty of objectifying you. #ShrugLife Photo Credit: @HeymanHustle and WWE Less of this: (It works on three levels. I don’t have to explain them) ——-PS: Be sure to check out my new line of merch, #ShrugLife

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I’m Going to a House Show

Greetings, peeps (no Captain Charisma) Today, I’m going to my first WWE house show (ed. note–yes, Speed on the Beat is a WWE fan. So what? I can still kick your ass for reals) and I’m pretty excited. Why? Because, apparently, house shows are the equivalent of the DBZ gif that’s “playing” next to this. Full […]

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