I’m back at it (interviews, that is) Our first non-True God interviewee in a while is a 17-year-old female artist that’s making a few waves online, Raven Felix. I found out about her through, funnily enough, a sponsored tweet. Me, being the asshole I am, I jokingly tweeted “IDK who @RavenFelix is, but I don’t […]
Read moreBork Laser and the Sunshine Band (or "How The Weeknd [Potentially] Ruined Contemporary R&B")
Let me start out by saying that I didn’t start out as a Weeknd fan. Are they called Weeknders? Is that a thing? If a “Weeknder” is a thing,is it also created by Disney? Anyway, due to some suggestions from high school acquaintance (and social revolutionary) Nick Brady, the homie Drizzle and, ironically enough, Dezeray, I gave The […]
Read moreFive Reasons Why We Can’t Have Sex: National HIV Testing Day Edition
(Ed. Note: This segment originally went by a more ribald name, but, due to pressure from “advertisers,” Mr. SoTB decided to go for a slightly more family-friendly approach.) Here are some reasons why we could never have any type of sex, including a handjob. 1) You don’t know your status. Seriously, people. It’s 2012. Just […]
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