Almost two years ago, I got the chance to fulfill a dream of mine in an interview with adult film legend and musician Aurora Jolie. In the time since, I’ve been asked to do a follow-up piece with Aurora and get her thoughts on a lot of topics. However, I decided to go a bit […]
Read moreWhy the internet is a great thing.
Dear internet, as much as you piss me off with your random memes, social networks, and all that tomfoolery, sometimes you actually make me happy. I think I’ve finally found something to surpass the AJ Lee ass gif(s). BEHOLD! Las Cheekies de Ariana! It’s probably bad for me to want to do sex with her […]
Read moreFive Reasons Why We Can’t Have Sex: National HIV Testing Day Edition
(Ed. Note: This segment originally went by a more ribald name, but, due to pressure from “advertisers,” Mr. SoTB decided to go for a slightly more family-friendly approach.) Here are some reasons why we could never have any type of sex, including a handjob. 1) You don’t know your status. Seriously, people. It’s 2012. Just […]
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