Drizzle: So, there’s new K.R.I.T. and all is right in the world.
Speed: Oh yeah. Album drops on 7/12!
Drizzle: Also, Tee Grizzly’s album goes to for no real reason other than he can spit and he switches up flows every so often in his stuff.
Speed: That keeps things interesting to me. And about Krizzle, he jumped in his old-school time machine on that one.
Drizzle: It’s gonna be a fun summer. I had my doubts, though, since Logic dropped runny toothpaste.
Speed: Well, he did drop in the spring.
Drizzle: Hot runny toothpaste.
Speed: That shit where you’re pondering your existence as you ponder putting it on your brush.
Drizzle: You know it’ll clean your teeth, but do you even want it?
Speed: If you’re sane, you don’t want it to be anywhere near you.
Drizzle: For you, Speed, I’m going to binge watch some JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.
Zay: I’m sure it’s not even toothpaste at that point.
Speed: First, Drizzle, you should. It’s legit my second-favorite anime next to Gurren Lagann. Two, it’s toothpaste still. But, it’s like that Dollar Tree toothpaste where you’re wondering how clean your mouth will truly get after you use it.
Gingawd: I’m lost about the toothpaste reference.
Speed: Well, for me, it’s like Logic is supposed to be clean and fresh. Now? He’s not and he’s kind of useless. To keep up the JoJokes, muda muda muda.
Speed: Like I said, he hopped into his old-school time machine and meshed everything we’ve come to love about K.R.I.T. into one new, boss-ass song.
Drizzle: Now I’ma be Gingawd here. It was “decent” for an intro to what will, hopefully, be an enjoyable album.
Speed: Now, to be fair…
Drizzle: To be faaaaaaaiiiiiirrrr…
Gingawd: TO BE FAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Speed: Is it his greatest track? No, but it’s still an amazing-ass track that feels right as a potential sequel to his first major mixtape. I kind of wonder what we’ll get from the rest of the album. But I know one thing. On 7/12, my ass will be blaring a purchased copy of K.R.I.T. HERE from my car like “fuck you mean.”
So, anyone else have anything to add?
Gingawd: No, but Halle Berry is still hot as balls!
Drizzle: Indeed, my friend.
Speed: She is not runny toothpaste, nor will she ever be.
Drizzle: Billy Bob Thornton is the real MVP of this convo.
Gingawd: He smashed two of the hottest women in their sexual primes.
Drizzle: Stan that motherfucker HARD!