A song for those who don’t scare the hoes away–but don’t attract them, either–“Maidenless” is kind of a song in the vein of early Tyler, The Creator (minus the horrorcore elements).

First of all, sorry for saying “hoes.” I try to limit that word and “bitches” when it comes to talking about women. But, sometimes, some of you bros be scaring the hoes with your awkwardness. No, I’m not talking about inc*ls, by the way. I’m genuinely referring to actual womenless dudes who are just awkward AF and (not women-hating dorks who believe women are prizes to be won and all that weird ish).

However, Not a Star* embraces this quirk and runs with it, giving his rundown of how it feels to be girl-less (and how it feels once he eventually starts to get women). It’s a helluva song, one that’d feel right at home on a Zack Fox or early Tyler presentation. That’s mainly because of its realness. Check it out below and support dope music in all its forms (yes, even the songs about guys not being ladies’ men).