Morning (to all of those that still have power). As many of you may know, my DAR compatriot True God is gearing up for two things this week. First of all, he’s prepping for the birth of his baby daughter. Second, Mr. “#TrueGodisAHeel” is dropping his second release, DOA, on 7/7/12. Just as True caught […]
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Five Reasons Why We Can’t Have Sex: National HIV Testing Day Edition
(Ed. Note: This segment originally went by a more ribald name, but, due to pressure from “advertisers,” Mr. SoTB decided to go for a slightly more family-friendly approach.) Here are some reasons why we could never have any type of sex, including a handjob. 1) You don’t know your status. Seriously, people. It’s 2012. Just […]
Read moreAnthony Davis, or "The Unibrow that [Maybe] Saved Nawlins"
::cues up non-existent SPEED-SPN theme song:: So, in search of some news about the NBA not related to Anthony Davis, I find something about…Anthony Davis. Not to be a dick, but he looks like a woman in this photo. A very, very, very ugly woman, but a woman nonetheless. Sez ABC News: “In anticipation of […]
Read moreSome Music Facts…In Meme Form
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Read moreDOA and Ten Reasons Why You Should Buy It
Quesadilla and nachos, hombres and chicas. So, as you probably don’t–but definitely should–know, my partner in rhyme my DAR compatriot True God releases his second full-length album, DOA, in a couple of weeks. And, just as I did with my no-fi opus RAQUEL RELOADED (The Devolution and Death of the Modern Male), here are some […]
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