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How to Save Rap (Partly Parodic)

(This list is parodic in nature, mostly. I mean, shoot, you do need to listen to more Speed on the Beat. Maybe not at Drake’s expense, but…well, you know. ) Less Lupe, More KRIT.Less Immortal Tech, More True God.Less Drake, More Speed on the Beat.Less internet, More actual interaction.Less” Femcees” that “empower” cunt, More L-Boogie […]

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Speed-SPN News

Konichiwa, bitches (not in the “bad bitch” sense, but in the Lupe “bitch bad, woman good” slightly-ironic-because-I-still-call-my-brothers-nigga-on-ocassion-in-song-but-I-can-still-preach-like-a-good-worker-monkey sense). So, since I’ve been gone, LeBron won his first championship. That’s a pretty hefty task for the LeBaron to accomplish. Now, he can finally start onto that whole “I’ll be better than Michael, just you wait and […]

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Fathers: A Speed on the Beat Rantanalysis

Alright, time to chill on the happy-go-lucky jazz for a bit.::takes Waka Flocka off my playlist and fires up some Coltrane:: Sunday is Father’s Day. This is one of those obviously concocted holidays to push consumerism and all that other big business crap. But, it’s still one that hits close to home in several ways. […]

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The Innnbaaah Finals

Quesadilla, yuppies and yuckies. So, unless you’ve been living under a rock–or a person so fat, they might as well be a rock–you know that today is the start of the NBA Finals. Now, if you remember one of my previous posts, you’ll know that my love for the NBA is as miniscule as the […]

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