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Too Many Cooks: The Crowded Clusterfuck of 2016

Ok, let’s all take a deep breath and think about what’s about to begin, full-force, in about seven months. Everyone and their mother is vying for the Presidency. That’s a given. I mean, it’s the friggin’ Presidency. If Scandal¬†has taught us anything, it’s that people will do anything¬†for that power. Including blowing commercial planes out […]

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DOA and Ten Reasons Why You Should Buy It

Quesadilla and nachos, hombres and chicas. So, as you probably don’t–but definitely should–know, my partner in rhyme my DAR compatriot True God releases his second full-length album, DOA, in a couple of weeks. And, just as I did with my no-fi opus RAQUEL RELOADED (The Devolution and Death of the Modern Male), here are some […]

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Speed-SPN News

Konichiwa, bitches (not in the “bad bitch” sense, but in the Lupe “bitch bad, woman good” slightly-ironic-because-I-still-call-my-brothers-nigga-on-ocassion-in-song-but-I-can-still-preach-like-a-good-worker-monkey sense). So, since I’ve been gone, LeBron won his first championship. That’s a pretty hefty task for the LeBaron to accomplish. Now, he can finally start onto that whole “I’ll be better than Michael, just you wait and […]

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Some Thoughts About Having Barry’s Back in November

So, once again, we’re at that time of the political cycle, where 20-something hipsters employed by Presidential candidates work with 50-something ad executives to come up with ways to make the candidates seem more “relateable to the ‘young people.’” Of course, this usually means tossing out decade-old African-American Vernacular to try to look down for […]

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